Twelve hour day, fourteen if you count the commute. I really couldn't muster the brain cells needed to make a for real post, so I found some jokes that I think you all will find funny. Have a good one! :)
Two Muffins
So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "Damn, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"
First Time Cussers
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell and you say ass."
"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?
"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"
Don't say I didn't warn ya!
Q: How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness.
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6 comments:
Always good to start the day with a smile.
First off, that new header picture is awesome.
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two. But don't ask me how they got in there.
DBA:
Yes, it is. That's why I sing at the top of my lungs all the way to work. It cracks me up and I arrive to school in a good mood.
BWH:
It is a Scottish thistle. I'd say it out loud, but you'd hear my lisp.
Mice are crafty creatures. :)
First Time Cussers
Bwahahahahah
Ha, I especially liked the muffin one and the cussers.
Here's a 'joke' Little Grim just told me (remember she's 3):
Why did the clock go to the zoo? Because it wanted to buy a giraffe!
I don't get it, but she thought it was hysterical. She has a lot of confidence.
Rodney:
I remember watching a friend's 3 yr.old play Mario Bros., once. She messed up after progressing really far. When her man got killed and she lost the level, she said, "Oh, F'ck!" That was quite special. Let's just say she never cussed again. (It was funny and shocking at the same time. . .you don't expect to hear something like that come out of a 3 yr. old's mouth.) She reflecting the mom, though. That's all I'll say.
Mrs. G:
Hey, she knew she was going for laughs in a VERY innocent way...that's awesome! Maybe she'll be a comedian or performer. :)
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