Senator Teddy Kennedy has been signed to compose his memoirs. Hachette Book Group USA (what an ironic name), will publish Kennedy's prose. Kennedy hopes that his "reflections can contribute to a deeper understanding of many events in the history of this great country and to a more in-depth picture of an American family."
Yeah, right, Teddy. All people want to hear about is the truth and you won't write it. Memoirs are based on selected moments in a person's life as that person "experienced" them.
Why do I foresee a memory clouded by the haze that's surrounded the Senator throughout his 45 years in the Senate?
(H/T: Boston.com)
Got any ideas for the book title?
5 comments:
"One Bourbon, One Scotch, and One Beeeerr".. oh wait, can't use that one, it's a song by George Thorogood.
More like "Many Bourbons, Many Scotches and Many Beers", then offering to drive any unattached young ladies home.
And they have paid around $9/8 million for the "privilege" - WTF!
How about "This is how I WOULD have done it if I did it", ala OJ Simpson.
Yes, yes I do.
"Driving Miss Mary"
Skul
Vinnie:
Good one! (Good song, too.)
DBA:
HA! Man, if you are a liberal and still hated by a European, then you are a serious f'k up! And that is just what he is! HA! I wonder if the book will even sell. I'm guessing 20 years ago it would have, but not so much these days.
Attention people who feel compelled to waste millions on a lame book: I will gladly take the same amount of money to produce the same type of drivel. Really.
Mrs. G:
". . .And then how my papa Joe covered it all up!"
Skul:
Darkly funny! Heh.
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