No adventures, today. I'm playing the domestic diva and doing some cleaning and wash. I think I'll crack open the Zumba DVD and gets to steppin'. A little known RT factoid: I have a great sense of rhythym and used to be quite a dancer (not so much now, because of the past four years). Eh...the only thing that would make a day of domestic divaness complete would be cooking, but since it is only me, I'll have a salad and something a little more substantial, so that I don't starve myself. That's not a good way to lose weight.
So, what do I have to offer? I have some one-liners that I hope will give you a giggle.
Have an awesome day!
1. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
2. Few women admit their age; few men act it.
3. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
4. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
5. Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
Is number five based on this?
Why does that song go through my head when I am driving around town?
Sometimes "Bad RT" still lurks around, especially when I can't sleep and up way too late.
Not a "real" dancer, but I used to have the skill.
If I don't cook on my vacation, I will not eat. Wish I could afford to go out to eat all of the time, though.
I can't seem to eat much more than salad without gaining weight. I have to learn to accept that fact.
I wonder if we are really supposed to "act" our age. Most people that try to "act" their age lack a sense of humor and willingness to see the possibilities in life and take risks. I'm 39 and proud of it, btw.
"Being"? It is the part of my mind I struggle with the most. Can't say I believe in magic, either. :)
I've always kind of liked the cheekiness of it. I like their voices, too. Distinct.
I managed to do the dishes, so far. You'd think I'd use the dishwasher. Now, to tackle the wash. I'm trying to not have any real chores past tomorrow in case I end up doing something for the holiday. Doubt it, but at least I can just chill. I think I'll go to the Farmer's Market tomorrow.
I'll be working on my resume and stuff the next couple of days. God would have to provide a financial miracle, though. However, don't think I haven't been praying about this for years...lots of years.
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Damn. You are funny!
A dancer huh.
Cooking should not be allowed on Vacation.
I think everything is more substantial than salad, other than water?
2 Could be the greatest truth in life.
Great tune! I think you are being corrupted.
I think is that Nashville magic.
Sometimes "Bad RT" still lurks around, especially when I can't sleep and up way too late.
Not a "real" dancer, but I used to have the skill.
If I don't cook on my vacation, I will not eat. Wish I could afford to go out to eat all of the time, though.
I can't seem to eat much more than salad without gaining weight. I have to learn to accept that fact.
I wonder if we are really supposed to "act" our age. Most people that try to "act" their age lack a sense of humor and willingness to see the possibilities in life and take risks. I'm 39 and proud of it, btw.
"Being"? It is the part of my mind I struggle with the most. Can't say I believe in magic, either. :)
I've loved that song every since it was used on Dancing with the Stars.
Have fun domestic goddessing today RT. Personally, I'm hiding from all such duties today. ;)
I've always kind of liked the cheekiness of it. I like their voices, too. Distinct.
I managed to do the dishes, so far. You'd think I'd use the dishwasher. Now, to tackle the wash. I'm trying to not have any real chores past tomorrow in case I end up doing something for the holiday. Doubt it, but at least I can just chill. I think I'll go to the Farmer's Market tomorrow.
I'll be working on my resume and stuff the next couple of days. God would have to provide a financial miracle, though. However, don't think I haven't been praying about this for years...lots of years.
Ears,..bleeding,...
Feeling need,..to fornicate with family members,....
j/k, RT! ;-) I'm a Philly boy, born and bred. Just driving to Western Chester County is enough to make me laugh.
BTW - whatever happened to the black guy that ran with Big and Rich? Wasn't he supposed to be famous for being the only county/black/rap star??
Uh...I'm from the same area, dude.
;P'''''
I'll scrounge up some Philly music.
A lot of the songs make use of a lot of literary devices, but I don't think a lot of people notice that little fact.
Yeah, that guy was supposed to be big, but to be honest, I didn't think he had the rapping skills.
Now, go harass the Amish.
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