Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Nekkid beauty in the friendly skies

A German travel agency is offering a nudist day trip that involves a flight from an eastern German city to a resort at the Baltic Sea. But this is an expensive flight:
"It's expensive, I know," managing director Enrico Hess told Reuters by phone. "It's because the plane's very small. There's no real reason why a flight in which one flies naked should be more expensive than any other."
I can think of a reason! I think they'll need to replace the seat covers, don't you? And what if the passengers "borrow" blankets and pillows at some point. Ewwwwwww!!!!!!!

According to the travel agency, during the flight, the crew will wear clothes "for safety reasons."
Yeah, because, someone might put an eye out, and the crew can't risk getting goosed in a special way while handing out the peanuts and drinks.



Wyatt Earp said...

German Airlines: It's Boner-iffic!

Skul said...

Well, one plus. The carry-on bags should be fairly small.
The ones that go in the overhead, get yer mind out of the gutter.

USA_Admiral said...

My wife said the same thing about the seat covers and blankets.

Goosed or Tweeked!!!

You are hilarious!

Mrs Grim said...

Ew. As Seinfeld said it - there is good naked and bad naked.

I'll leave the naked flying to them.

RT said...

You should be in advertising /snark

Geez, how'd you know my mind went "there"? Hey, the seatbelts have got to be a little uncomfortable, eh?

Women are always concerned about gross germ stuff.

Glad I make someone laugh. :)

Mrs. Grim
I only seem to have known the bad naked.