Just plain crazy!

Let's say you're are a beauty queen, law student with a very decent clerkship, and considered hot enough to model (while holding guns) for a calendar. You'd feel pretty good about yourself, right? You also wouldn't want to screw up what is probably going to be a pretty charmed life.

Well, a sane person would feel that way.

Former Arizona pageant girl, Kumari Fulbright, thought an ex-boyfriend stole jewelry given to her by another ex.

She lured the victim to her apartment and "then excused herself to shower, said police spokesman Sgt. Fabian Pacheco. Then two men showed up and bound him with plastic ties and duct tape, accused him of taking the jewelry, and threatened to shoot him with pistols, Pacheco said.

When Fulbright finished her shower, she allegedly bit the man on his forearm, right hand and ear, held a butcher knife to his head, and told him she was going to kill him.

Authorities said the man was taken to another home, where the assault continued, then took him back to Fulbright's house, where she guarded him with a gun." It should be noted that the other "ex" is believed to have helped in this caper.

Luckily "the man," was able to get away and make his way to the authorities.

Gee, I wonder why they broke up?

I don't think Fulbright will want to put this head shot in her portfolio. It's gonna need a lot of airbrushing!

(H/T: Philly.com)

When I first saw this story, this '80s "classic" came to mind. Enjoy.