Thursday, January 31, 2008

Headlines!!!!

What do you do when you wake up shortly after 2:00 a.m.? You compose a really lame post! Woo hoooo! I must be getting old.

1. Lettuce Truck Crashes Into Man's Kitchen

Talk about a tossed salad.

2. Rare snowstorm hits the Middle East

All together now: Hell hath frozen over.


3. Why Edwards Never Caught On
He's an ass?

4. Woman arrested after crowbar slips from pants

Ummm....I'll just go with the possibility that she has some kind of envy problem.


5. Man sets station on fire over playlist

Well, you can only hear "More than a Feeling" so many times before you want to set fire to things.


6. Woman in burning truck keeps driving

She was too busy putting on make up and having a heated discussion on her cell phone.


7. Man struggles to return from the dead

That whole heart not beating thing is a killer.


8. Shrew's who: New mammal enters the book of life

A new shrew? You mean there is one worse than Hillary?


9. Woman votes absentee after death

Well, duh! Any respectable Democrat knows that death is not a barrier to voting.


10. Coach to Resign After Biting Wrestler

Note to self: Don't say "bite me" around this guy.

4 comments:

Old NFO said...

good ones!!!! :-)

DBA Dude said...

Number 4, was she stealing the crowbar or just planning on doing some light breaking and entering with her concealed weapon?

USA_Admiral said...

I see I need to look at the headlines as possibilities for humor. It will help when I read the paper.

RT said...

NFO
Thank you!

DBA
I don't even want to begin to think what she was doing with that thing.

Admiral
I try to find humor in almost everything. It keeps me sane.