What do you do when you wake up shortly after 2:00 a.m.? You compose a really lame post! Woo hoooo! I must be getting old. 1. Lettuce Truck Crashes Into Man's Kitchen
Talk about a tossed salad.
2. Rare snowstorm hits the Middle East
All together now: Hell hath frozen over.
3. Why Edwards Never Caught On
He's an ass?
4. Woman arrested after crowbar slips from pants
Ummm....I'll just go with the possibility that she has some kind of envy problem.
5. Man sets station on fire over playlist
Well, you can only hear "More than a Feeling" so many times before you want to set fire to things.
6. Woman in burning truck keeps driving
She was too busy putting on make up and having a heated discussion on her cell phone.
7. Man struggles to return from the dead
That whole heart not beating thing is a killer.
8. Shrew's who: New mammal enters the book of life
A new shrew? You mean there is one worse than Hillary?
9. Woman votes absentee after death
Well, duh! Any respectable Democrat knows that death is not a barrier to voting.
10. Coach to Resign After Biting Wrestler
Note to self: Don't say "bite me" around this guy.
4 comments:
good ones!!!! :-)
Number 4, was she stealing the crowbar or just planning on doing some light breaking and entering with her concealed weapon?
I see I need to look at the headlines as possibilities for humor. It will help when I read the paper.
NFO
Thank you!
DBA
I don't even want to begin to think what she was doing with that thing.
Admiral
I try to find humor in almost everything. It keeps me sane.
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