Time for headlines, titles, and quotes:
GWYNETH PALTROW: 'British much more intelligent and civilized than the Americans'...
This, stated by a woman who named her children Apple and Moses. She then goes on to say that having Madodnna nearby is like having an older sister. Hmmm...I question her judgment about intelligence, don't you?
U.S. military frequency jams hundreds of garage doors...
Thousands of garage bands trapped...noise pollution and crazed dogs at an all-time high!
Viva Chavez! Venezuelan president set for election victory
Damnit! Damnit! Damnit! Stupid, idiotic people!
Castro a no-show at 80th birthday bash
Ummm....because he's dead?
Almond rustlers nabbed in California
There are plenty of nuts to go around in California...no need for stealing, people.
Groups take aim at marijuana-flavored candy
1. Whatever... 2. Notice to candy makers: People don't like m-j for the taste, duh!!!
Prince leads Pistons to eigth win
His pep talk: "Let's go crazy and party like it's 1999! If we win, I'll buy little red corvettes for everyone!"
NY cracks down on illegal mystery meats
Ummm...I don't think I want to know what is in those dumplings.
McCartney sees psychiartrist over breakup
Dude, write a song and make money off of it!
Clicked: Faking, Cheating and rule breaking
The Clinton Years: A retrospective
Two presidential hopefuls in debt from '04 run: Edwards, Clark consider finances before running in '08
Figures...democrats, no money, spending in spite of it....leopards don't change their spots
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The thought of Clark possibly running for president again makes me want to hurt someone. He didn't have a prayer in 04, what makes him think he'll have one in 08?
I just commented on someone else's blog about Paltrow. 95% of actresses should never, ever under any circumstances talk about anything of substance. They may be great at acting or singing but when it comes to politics or current events they are complete airheads. I adore Goldie Hawn & Drew Barrymore as actresses but they are also airheads in real life and I just cringe when they talk. They all just need to SHUT-UP and act.
And the Clinton Years in retrospect made me laugh :-).
LMC:
I always wonder what makes people think that they should run for president. For example, Joe Biden of Delaware: Does he even think people in California know who he is? There are people in neighboring NJ that don't know who he is. HUBRIS!
People of the arts, in general, are so hooked up to emotion and feeling that they only see life through one narrow lens. Unfortunately, when you combine that narrow-mindedness with airheadedness you get their lopsided views of the world.
Now Meryl Streep is one smart cookie and she makes sense about 80 percent of the time. Don't always agree with her, but she is one smart woman.
Glad I made you laugh! :)
Clark AND Edwards??? Break out the champagne, we already have the first two losers!!!
I think Biden is looking for a bid, too. I can't even imagine being married to someone as full of himself and full of hubris. Eeeegad!
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