Friday, December 28, 2007

HEADLINES!

1. Millions of tax refunds delayed by Congress' late action...
Wow. Those Democrats sure know how to run the legislative branch, don't they? Had they stayed in session a full minute, rather than 11 seconds, perhaps they could have done something. /snark

2. Priests brawl at Bethlehem birthplace of Jesus...
St. Peter would be proud!


3. Hello Kitty turns attention to young men

Well, what guy could turn down a little kitty? Huh?

4. Malaysian referee pulls out red card then a gun
I gather he doesn't get many protests.

5. Protest sex dolls seized in Philippines
Geez, even anarchy is being outsourced.

6. Snorting a Brain Chemical Could Replace Sleep...
Heh. Didn't I do that in the '80s? Oh, wait. Wrong stuff. Ummm....

Could use that stuff, then I would get everything done that I want to--without coffee or tea.

7. Huckabee fires shotgun blasts over reporters' heads...
Sir, you are no Dick Cheney. Dork.

8. Oprah's fans fume: 'Stop pushing Obama down our throats'...
Well, see, ya'll. She just wanted you to know what it was like. (Did I say that out loud?)

9. Coffee Exposed
AHHHHH!!!!! Don't make me look at the beans, NO!!!!

10. The monster that ate entertainment
Apparently Rosie ran out of stuff in her fridge.

2 comments:

Mrs Grim said...

These are good. The ad for the headstone is classic!

RT said...

Did Grady rise from the dead? Guess he was just knocked out. Aunt Esther must not have hit him hard enough with her purse. ;P'''