Hillary Clinton: Dental Surgery Evokes Romance in Bill
(H/T: Fox News) Awwwww...Bill Clinton is an old softy (well, probably since his heart surgeries). Apparently the airport gift shops get lots of business from Bill:
Hillary Rodham Clinton says husband Bill often brings her romantic gifts: a giant wooden giraffe from an African trip, for example, and a Chanel watch that reminded him of teeth.
(Ok. I'm not a picky or greedy person, and I appreciate anything that comes from the heart; however, if my husband gave me a wooden giraffe and something that reminded him of teeth, even if it was Chanel, I would wonder, "WTF?" Uh, Bill! They have precious gems and gold in Africa, dude.)
"Oh he's so romantic," the former first lady said in an interview for the November issue of Essence magazine. "He's always bringing me back things from his trips."
(Ummm....ghonorrea? Syphilis? Herpes? Phone numbers of other women?)
The watch had a bracelet made of white cubes. "I had dental surgery, and he said it reminded him of teeth," she said.
(OMGoodness! "Here, honey, I bought you a miniature mag light, because it reminded me...never mind. Btw., the organization of this article just sucks.)
The New York senator, now a presidential candidate, said she is satisfied with the decisions she has made in her marriage. "Now obviously we've had challenges as everybody in the world knows," she said. "But I never doubted that it was a marriage worth investing in even in the midst of those challenges, and I'm really happy that I made that decision."
(Hey, any woman with low self-esteem could stay with a guy that habitually cheats on her. Loser. Grow some and try life on your own achievements...oops...you don't have any.)
In 1998, news unfolded about her husband's affair with Monica Lewinsky. While sticking it out might not be for everyone, Mrs. Clinton said women should support each other in the choices they make in their marriages. "I think it's so important for women to stand up for the right of women to make a decision that is best for them," she said.
(Oh, I get it. Have you baked any cookies, lately?)
2 comments:
AH.... damn, I can't even think of anything to say, that is just so over the top ridiculous... They get along about like two rhinos in heat.
Now I need brain bleach. Thanks. ;P
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