Hey, my inability to sleep (leg/ankle/foot cramps) is your gain. Can't promise these are all that witty, but at least I got my eyes open enough to see what I was typing. ;P 1. Sen. Kennedy 'Eating Ice Cream' After Surgery on Blocked Artery... Is the ice cream laced with booze and bacon® fat?
2. Dentist claims breast rubs appropriate
I guess drilling someone's mouth gets him in the mood. Wouldn't a rub imply a little time put into it? I've worked through drug-induced hazes, before. That ass would be wearing his balls for earrings.
3. U.S. military looking at alternatives to Turkey
Prime rib seems like a good choice. Or we could finally invade Iran and use their bases.
4. MAN WALKS AROUND NYC -- NUDE!
Hope it wasn't cold. I just hope he wasn't wearing black socks with sandals.
5. Sex Party alleges postal discrimination
The party was extremely upset that their requests for stamps for their post-office-athon were denied.
6. Oh, he's walking the plank in his undies again..
Is that the same as walking his dog? Heh. Well, there is more than one way to read the sentence.
7. Drunken priest punches cop, jailed
This after he attended an Eagles game and picked a fight with nuns of the Our Lady of Rocky Balboa parish.
8. Woman finds niche mothering squirrels
I hear the breast feeding is a beyotch!
9. Couple scare robber with decorative ax
Martha Stewart would be proud of their choice of frilly and blood reistant touches.
10. Philippine police told to use whistles instead of guns
The special whistles emit a high-pitched sound that only criminals can hear.
6 comments:
#2 - not without dinner and a movie first.
Heh, #8.
We have a new baby flying squirrel that we're nursing. He bites more than the other squirrel we raised. Dang they're cute.
Skul
Mrs. G:
Heh.
Skul:
I had neighbors that kept a squirrel in a cage. He was like a pet.
This little guy was five weeks old when we got him and weighed 19 grams. He's six and a half now and 33 grams. Cute overload like you wouldn't believe. I don't think we'll be able to return him to the wild like we did the first squirrel. She just had her second litter a couple days ago.
Skul
Yah, heard about the nude guy. Just weird!!
Skul:
You're a grandpa! Heh. :) That's nice that you take care of some of the wildlife around your property.
Dee:
I'm the obnoxious one that if I had seen him, would have had quite a few one-liners as he walked by. What an idiot. Just think of how dirty a city is. Ewwww.
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