1. PENN PREDICTS: 1 OUT OF 4 REPUBLICAN WOMEN WILL GO HILLARY... Sorry, I don't swing that way. Although, I've heard once you go Hillary...well, actually, you puke and then suffer from seizures that cause foaming at the mouth.
2. Couple Nab Burglar, Make Him Clean at Gunpoint
Did he miss a spot? 1. Imagine being a loser enough that you are a criminal. 2. Imagine that you are such a loser that you suck at being a criminal. Yeah, not-so-good things will be happening to him in jail.
3. Fred Thompson Gives 5 Minute Speech To FL GOP; Dozens Ask 'Is That It?'...
What? Am I the only girl who has asked that question? Just wonderin'.
4. Suspect says he killed, not ate, his girlfriend
Because, you know, that would just be crossing some moral line.
5. Chefs aim for 3-ton Caesar salad
Chefs tossing their salad....that always makes me laugh. That's a huge salad to be tossing.
6. Slaughter of Pet Piglets May Be Work of Serial Animal...
Ummmm....wouldn't that be a predator that has realized a consistent food source?
7. Spankings Work
Heh.
8. Man Sews Shut Lips, Dons Mask in Protest
Hey, it is cheaper than gastric bypass. (I wish Sheehag, Hilldabeast, and Peloser would all practice this form of protest.)
9. Wizard wannabe gets stuck in traffic cone
Poor Wyatt. (Oh, you know you tried it Ssssteve, but that's not what got stuck.)
10. Chuck Norris Picks His Candidate for White House in '08
(THIS ONE Is FOR YOU ALL TO DO...HAVE FUN!!!)
(THIS ONE Is FOR YOU ALL TO DO...HAVE FUN!!!)
3 comments:
Chuck Norris should run for President!!!
#2 - that's one way to get my kids to clean, huh.
#7 - Ha
#8 - this guy just ruined 'The Man in the Iron Mask' for me. Sewed his lips shut? Damn, that's nuts.
As long as Jack isn't drinking and driving that day. HA!
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