Sunday, November 26, 2006

Mel Brooks: Humor is just another defense against the universe.

There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.

A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
"Hey buddy, Why the Long Face"

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.

Q. What's pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff

Q. What's blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it's breath

Two muffins are in the oven.
One says to the other "God it's hot in here"
The other one replies "Oh no... It's a talking muffin"

4 comments:

Ssssteve said...

Great jokes RT! Glad to see your funny side again!! Hope your doing well!!

John DuMond said...

Two peanuts walk into a bar in a rough part of town. One was a salted.

Sezme said...

Sssssteve:
Thanks....tis better to laugh than cry.

JD:
Hardy, har, har, har! Actually, it did make me giggle, because it reminded me of all the playground jokes I heard when I was little. :)

Dionne said...

Cute!!