- The tooth fairy is real.
- Santa will be leaving me a million dollars and a handsome man under my tree.
- Bill Clinton didn't have sexual relations with "that woman."
- John Kerry is a war hero comparable to Rambo.
- The muppets are real.
- Men want to cuddle instead of having a sandwich.
Next thing you know we'll be hearing that Iran is our friend and that we should embrace diplomacy with them....
12 comments:
Sheeeshe GOD deliver us from her.
Blessings.
The muppets aren't real?
2000:
Thanks for visiting...and yes, God help us all!
Rachel:
If you want the to be, Rachel....
Hey, and check out the video I posted on Prison Break. I think you'll like it.
That's assuming that she has a brain to pick...
What's wrong with preferring a sammich to cuddling?
Here's one: "I'm sooo prettty, I'm soooo pretty....!"
Rachel & LMC:
I have to break some news to you about Santa...
Wreckse:
Hmmm...good one.
FM:
Both would be fine with me, but men usually choose the sammich.
Ssssteve:
That business trip really is getting to you. :)
WHAT!?! What kind of horrible blasphemous thing are you going to say about Santa?
Well, Rachel...that wasn't him eating the milk and cookies.
Dammit! Who stole Santa's milk and cookies?
FIAR:
Well, see Santa outsources now to lower costs. It could be some guy named "Mark" or "Steven."
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