I'm trying to ignore the day of red. Eh, whatever.I decided to try some humor. These are kiddie-type cute. They should put a little smile on your face.
Q: What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?
A: A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"
Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts!
Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
A: Ughs and kisses!
Q: What did one piece of string say to the other?
A: "Be my valentwine!"
Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: "I'm sweet on you!"
Q: Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
A: Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!
Q: What is a ram's favorite song?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, Dear
Q: What do you get when dragons kiss?
A: Third degree burns of the lips!
Q: What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?
A: A stupid Cupid!
Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: Antelope
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What did the letter say to the stamp?
A: You send me.
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I'm stuck on you.
I also love this song...(Didn't go for the obvious choice singing it, but that's how I roll.)
6 comments:
Be glad you are not in Saudi... They are outlawing all red and all Valentines stuff since it promotes "relationships outside marriage".
Sigh...
Well that just sucks.
These are cute, I think I'll teach Little Grim one for her to tell her pre-school class.
Awwwwwww. :)
Bullwinkle sends a little heart. So do I, RT. All the best.
Uffda, new whatchamacallit.
Skul
Thank you, Skul. :)
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