Thursday, February 28, 2008

Headlines!

1. Kin bury body, find out loved one's alive
They are sooooo out of the will, now!


2. Okay, what rhymes with Kyrgyzstan?

I do not like green eggs and ham? Well, it is a near rhyme.


3. Dude, I think we picked the wrong bar

What's with all the guys grabbing ass?
(Actually THIS is a pretty good story.)

4. Iowa man fired for prostitute requests
I guess he read the benefits package without his glasses.
(For the idiotic real story, click HERE.)

5. Mayor, City Employee Under Fire After Found Passed Out on Street in Vomit...

Their attempt to create, Public Servants Gone Wild: Mid-Winter Break, didn't go as planned.


BONUS!!!

And here's
a headline all of our veterans should be lucky enough to have written about them, because they deserve it!

6 comments:

dragonlady474 said...

That newspaper clipping is hysterical!
I bet he was sore afterwards.

RT said...

Yeah, that had to hurt.

Rodney Dill said...

Ok, so he does sh*t bigger'n me

RT said...

He looks really proud of it, too.

dragonlady474 said...

I bet the antlers were a b*tch coming out. lol

RT said...

Good thing it was only an 8 point. Heh.