Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Funny Valentine

I'm trying to ignore the day of red. Eh, whatever.

I decided to try some humor. These are kiddie-type cute. They should put a little smile on your face.

Q: What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?
A: A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"

Q: What do you call two birds in love?
A: Tweethearts!

Q: What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?
A: Ughs and kisses!

Q: What did one piece of string say to the other?
A: "Be my valentwine!"

Q: What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
A: "I'm sweet on you!"

Q: Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?
A: Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

Q: What is a ram's favorite song?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, Dear

Q: What do you get when dragons kiss?
A: Third degree burns of the lips!

Q: What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?
A: A stupid Cupid!

Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: Antelope

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

Q: What did the letter say to the stamp?
A: You send me.

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I'm stuck on you.

I also love this song...(Didn't go for the obvious choice singing it, but that's how I roll.)


Old NFO said...

Be glad you are not in Saudi... They are outlawing all red and all Valentines stuff since it promotes "relationships outside marriage".


RT said...

Well that just sucks.

Mrs Grim said...

These are cute, I think I'll teach Little Grim one for her to tell her pre-school class.

RT said...

Awwwwwww. :)

Anonymous said...

Bullwinkle sends a little heart. So do I, RT. All the best.

Uffda, new whatchamacallit.


RT said...

Thank you, Skul. :)