Have fun with this one! I'll post winners Monday evening.
THE WINNERS!!!!!
6. Rodney Dill: Man on left: "Uh Sir? the swords hilt is over here."
5. CW: Senator Craig examines the knight's wide stance.
4. Wyatt Earp: "Is that a codpiece, or are you just happy to see me?"
3. Clintbird: I appreciate the help, Sir, but I am fully capable of raising my own "drawbridge", thank you very much!
2. Cowboy Blob: Darn it, the metal detector keeps hitting on something! Sir, have you ever had a medical implant? Joint replacement?
And this week's winner is. . .
1. Mrs Grim: Jim, pass me that sword, this man DOES need a circumcision.
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The Chinese Security Service for the Olympics is going bonkers. As suggested by American Dennis Miller, apparently all the participating teams are now entering the stadium sporting crimson Tibetan robes causing monumental delays.
"Is that a codpiece, or are you just happy to see me?"
Man on left: "Uh Sir? the swords hilt is over here."
Darn it, the metal detector keeps hitting on something! Sir, have you ever had a medical implant? Joint replacement?
"Uh... what is your quest?"
I appreciate the help, Sir, but I am fully capable of raising my own "drawbridge", thank you very much!
The Knighthood ceremony seemed simple enough: Raise the sabre from the right side of the head to the left side of the head while the oath of allegiance is taken. Damn, it was the wrong head!
Now THAT's "gripping it by the husks!"
"Oh, I say, Senator Craig good fellow, I meant the OTHER hilt!"
"Here is my business check- may I check your business, too?"
-Mope
Senator Craig examines the knight's wide stance.
CW
Jim, pass me that sword, this man DOES need a circumcision.
Holy Cow, I've never actually won one of these before. WOOHOO!
Oh wait, there is no prize? Oh.
I'd say there is a boobie prize, but . . .
The mental image of Star Trek cracked me up.
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