No wonder Democrats are donkeys: Because of an animal cruelty law, children weighing more than 112 pounds will no longer be allowed to ride the donkeys in Blackpool, England. Like most democrats, those must be some weak donkeys.
Well, if the likes of Biden and Hillary are allowed to run:
In Juneau, Wisconsin, one of the write-ins for a supervisory district seat has been nixed. That candidate is Papa Smurf.
It seems that you cannot be three apples tall and imaginary and run for office, but you can lie and tell tales of fantasy.
Betcha Wyatt never got this phone call: Ring, ring.
Orlando police: How may I help you?
Citizen: I have to report a missing person, I mean monkey.
Orlando police: Can you describe the monkey?
Citizen: Short, dressed in a diaper, and has a bit of an attitude problem.
(H/T: Breitbart)
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