Wooo hooo! Break out the oregano and basil! We're gonna have a party!
2. Actor Playing Brutus Stabs Himself
Idiot. He must have read one of those "study guides."
3. Go Back To School With Fast Times At RT High!
That's right, they are naming a school after me and we will have nap time!
4. Has a mythical beast turned up in Texas?
I thought Sheehan was working on her campaign in California to overthrow Peloser.
5. Lockheed Martin Adopts IPv6
Dag. C3PO and R2D2 were so hoping to be the first robot-domestic partnership to adopt IPV6.
6. Escaped alligator scares neighbor
Unless I have missed something, I don't think alligators are into friendly tea parties or anything.
7. Thai temple makes lucky charms of infants' ashes
That's some hardcore cereal.
8. Corzine (NJ governor) signs anti-corruption bill
HA! Now that's rich. Oh wait, yeah, he is really rich and gave millions to his ex-girlfriend and told her in emails to not tell investigators about it. HA!
9. 5 horrifying parasites
- Rosie O'Donnell
- Vince Fumo
- Al Sharpton
- Jesse Jackson
- Any hack media member
Good thing it wasn't assault with pretzel rods. He might have impaled his dad.
4 comments:
Children are Magically Delicious!
Anti Corruption Bill in NJ. No wonder everyone's moving out. And here I thought it was the $7,000+ Property Taxes.
Those were good! Hmmm, Fast times at RT High huh?
Deathlok:
Are they the heart shaped charms?
People in the district where I teach pay as much as 12,000-15,000 per year. It is just crazy. The powers that be won't make the changes that are necessary. I'll never be able to really afford a house here, because the taxes are too high.
Ssssteve:
I giggled when I saw that headline.
:)
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