First, if you are buying condoms made in China, you've got issues. Aren't they all sized small or extra-small?
2. Rabid Bear killed after attacking Maryland home and wrestling with occupants...
Vince McMahon swears the bear was not on steroids; however, he was in talks with the bear for the latest cage match.
3. NYT: Tales From Obama's Bedroom: Wife calls him 'snore-y and stinky'...
Ok, does stinky mean farting and holding the covers over her head or stinky as in a bad "experience"?
4. OSAMA RAMBLE: INSANE TAXES, GLOBAL WARMING AND MORTGAGES!
Wait, we've known where Osama has been all along: Tennessee and flying around in private jets...He's Al Gore!
5. New Yorker Finds Second Dead Roommate in Year
Note to self: Do not move to NYC and always check to see why a roommate has "moved."
6. Condom truck tips, spills load
Umm...heh.
7. Chicken chokes after testing the water
Well, that is a new way to choke a chicken.
8. Study: Exercise creates bounce bras can't handle
I don't need exercise for that to happen.
9. Man Sues Makers of Brut After Cologne Ignites
Was it because he was "hot"?
10. Study: Early humans moved at half the speed of modern humans
I'm a throwback to early humans.
11. Angry Italians hold "pasta strike" over price hike
You know you can make your own, right? I've done it. Ain't that hard.
12. Does your love life need a wingman?
It needs something.
13. Madonna: I'm an 'Ambassador for Judaism'...
Well, that's one way to convert the Jews to Christianity.
Added bonus!
Personally, I like mine attached to a guy. That's just me, though.
5 comments:
When did Lorena Bobbitt get into gardening?
I like mine attached too.
#8: if you got 'em, flaunt 'em!
#6 is my fav. Lucky you on #8. That sign is priceless. Didn't Lorena throw it out the car window?
Rachel:
Maybe she is good with garden sheers? ;P
Jimbo:
I would hope so.
Vinnie:
It is kind of hard to miss mine.
Mrs. G:
I thought that was a really clever headline. You know the people in charge of the headlines were just too happy to write it, too.
Yeah. She threw out of the car window. Could imagine looking down and seeing a penis in the gutter? Damn.
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