Public Pondering: IDIOT OF THE DAY

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Another failure in the world of thieves.

Anonymous said...: surprising (and unfortunate) that he wasn't so dumb as to duct tape over his mouth as well and cut off his air supply; 8/14/07, 4:24 PM
Sezme said...: I'd like to be the one to rip off the duct tape.; 8/14/07, 4:34 PM
Buckaroo Banzai said...: I'll thank you to remove my photo from your blog, please.; 8/14/07, 4:41 PM
Sezme said...: I was going to post it as you. HA!; 8/14/07, 4:45 PM
LBJ said...: We had a holdup in Fresno when I was living there. . This guy with a peg leg (I'm NOT kidding) goes into a downtown jewelry store and points at this silver cylinder under his coat and says "I have a bomb - Give me your money" and suddenly there was this "pop" noise. The female clerk looks down to see this white substance coming out of the tube. . . it was a tube of Pillsbury crescent rolls with the label peeled off. She said "that's bread you moron. . get out of here" He hobbled out of the store covered with dough, but not the kind he came in for.; 8/14/07, 6:32 PM
Sezme said...: Eh, was he a pirate looking for booty?; 8/14/07, 7:21 PM
LBJ said...: Maybe, butI don't care as long as I can get that pickle image out of my head that Wyatt put there. :-); 8/14/07, 8:02 PM
Sezme said...: Ugggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, I will never eat a pickle again and I love those garlic pickles you can get out of a barrel. Damn.; 8/14/07, 8:05 PM