We had a holdup in Fresno when I was living there. . This guy with a peg leg (I'm NOT kidding) goes into a downtown jewelry store and points at this silver cylinder under his coat and says "I have a bomb - Give me your money" and suddenly there was this "pop" noise. The female clerk looks down to see this white substance coming out of the tube. . . it was a tube of Pillsbury crescent rolls with the label peeled off. She said "that's bread you moron. . get out of here" He hobbled out of the store covered with dough, but not the kind he came in for.
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surprising (and unfortunate) that he wasn't so dumb as to duct tape over his mouth as well and cut off his air supply
I'd like to be the one to rip off the duct tape.
I'll thank you to remove my photo from your blog, please.
I was going to post it as you. HA!
We had a holdup in Fresno when I was living there. . This guy with a peg leg (I'm NOT kidding) goes into a downtown jewelry store and points at this silver cylinder under his coat and says "I have a bomb - Give me your money" and suddenly there was this "pop" noise. The female clerk looks down to see this white substance coming out of the tube. . . it was a tube of Pillsbury crescent rolls with the label peeled off. She said "that's bread you moron. . get out of here" He hobbled out of the store covered with dough, but not the kind he came in for.
Eh, was he a pirate looking for booty?
Maybe, butI don't care as long as I can get that pickle image out of my head that Wyatt put there. :-)
Ugggggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, I will never eat a pickle again and I love those garlic pickles you can get out of a barrel. Damn.
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