1. When a $3 candy bar is . . . worth it
A. When you have PMS
B. When you are feeling amorous
C. All of the above
(Yeah, I said that!)
2. Crowded House reunites for tour, album
Deathlok just choked on his skinny tie!
3. Obama hits back on charge of inexperience
Unfortunately, he chose to sing about his frustrations.
4. Wrens with little help lay larger eggs
So do Democrats...
5. States petitioned on ocean acidification
Dude, the dolphins are just following the pretty swirls and trails.
6. What kind of man are you dating?
Ummmmm...an invisible man?
7. IRAN'S ROUGH JUSTICE: 80 LASHES FOR MAN WHO DRANK AND HAD SEX...
Well, maybe he likes that kind of stuff.
8. Bare-chested photos of Putin create stir
Yeah, hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll!!!!
9. Seniors having more sex than you think
Yeah, baby! Ben gay, walkers, and Viagra! Woo hoo!
10. Woman sets fire to ex-husband's penis
Geez! Did she get confused and think she was having a weenie roast?
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7 comments:
I still have a thin tie too. . . and my herringbone jacket (which went well with most T-shirts
).
Do you have the parachute pants and jazz shoes, too????? Huh????? ;P
AWRIGHT dammit... You gotta learn too- Post Beverage Alerts!!! I'm gettin tired of cleaning the monitor and keyboard...LOL
Number 1 has a few more too... :-)
Well, at least your monitor got cleaned. :)
The post V-1 cut chocolate bar...
pilot bliss.
#9 - You got lucky last night? Heh.
Scully:
Huh? I no speaka de pilot.
Wyatt:
Sshhhh! Ben gay is a good massage lotion. ;P
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