I found these church bulletin bloopers. (H/T: The Good Clean Funnies List)
The youth group has raised almost $500 for drug abuse.
"Correction: The following typo appeared in our last bulletin: 'Lunch will be gin at 12:15.' Please correct to read '12 noon.' "
Any church member over the age of 18 is invited to participate in this lay ministry program. It requires a minimal amount of training and time. The orientation will include six weekly classes of about 200 hours each Tuesday night.
The Seniors group will have a picnic Saturday. Each person is asked to bring a friend, a vegetable, or dessert in a covered dish. Meat and drinks will be furnished.
The last day of Vacation Bible School will include a field trip to the state game farm. We could use some additional volunteers to help preparing the lunch of sandwiches, potato chips, cheese, crack, and cool aid that morning.
Remember the youth department rummage sale for Summer Camp. We have a Gents three-speed bicycle, also two ladies for sale, in good running order.
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Those were priceless. . as bad as when we had an opening in the Analyst division and there was a post for "sadistical data entry personnel".
That's funny! Torturing data!
Heh, church bulletins are always a riot. Typos seem to be the norm.
Back from vacation. I like the new pic at the top of your page.
Skul
Welcome back, Skul. Glad you made it home safely.
The picture is of the one area of NJ where I'd absolutely live if given the opportunity (mountains and lakes). It is the Delaware Water Gap area of NJ. The PA side is just as beautiful. The picture (from where I borrowed it states) is taken from the Tammany Mountains. They might not be what I consider real mountains, but they are beautiful!
I like the "lay ministry" program the best ;-)!!
I'm in need of that ministry.
Did I just say that out loud? Dang.
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