1. 'Big Bang' theory pioneer Ralph Alpher dies at 86
So, what do you think he said when he met his "maker"?
2. Study: Chick Magnets Today Look Like Cavemen
And this is news, how?
3. Man accused of biting girlfriend's snake
Well, that's a switch.
4. Church Deacon, OU Fan Tears Scrotum Of UT Fan In Bar Fight...
Guess he put the fear of God in the guy, eh?
5. Woman traps thief in back seat of car
Really, I thought he said, "I want you honey." I didn't realize he was saying, "I want your money."
6. The latest in film publicity? A barf bag
Finally, a great place to advertise Tom Cruise's next film.
7. Tunnels to prevent carnage of Canadian salamanders
The little known hockey team always seems to get squashed.
8. Beethoven's doctor may have killed composer accidentally
"Bom, bom, bom, bom."
9. Sex quenches thirst of female beetles, study finds
I'm feeling kind of parched.
10. CBS sending Couric to Iraq, Syria...
Wow. CBS is really looking to get rid of her contract, aren't they? That's cold.
2 comments:
O'Tay, I try.
1. Oops
2. I thought "chick magnets" were rosters.
3. That got a head tilt.
4. UT fans have scrotums?
5. Was that you RT?
6. Barfbag/trailmix, same-same.
7. Oh, I read that as carnal. Oh well.
8. I wonder if he was taking "notes".
9. No, not gonna say a thing.
10. Heh, T. Cruise should be her escort.
Hey RT, did you see that FIAR hit 50,000 the other day. Give the lad a gold star.
Skul
I didn't know he hit 50K. I'll have to go congratulate him. :)
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