I imagine the reasons and implications for this new technology are numerous (at least in your sick, twisted minds). You have until Monday (around 7:00 p.m. EST) to come up with a caption. I'll post winners later that evening.
THE WINNERS!!!!!
*This week was really hard to judge. I liked them A LOT!
10. Snigglefrits: Ebert & Roeper give this current remake of Frankenstein, two thumbs down.
9. Mrs. Grim: Technician to self: "I'm sure that pesky fly I saw in the transporter won't cause any problems on the other side."
8. TrekMedic251: No doubt about it, Admiral,..she's a frakkin' Cylon!
7. Cowboy Blob: Check out inside her bra... looks like I caught me a Kleenex Smuggler!
6. Jim: I need a supervisor over here. It's turned another one into a zombie.
5. Deathlok: Let's see. . .set to 4000 volts. . . .
4. John D: In an effort to reduce stress for air travelers, the FAA begins installing orgasmatrons in many major airports.
3. Rodney Dill:
"Will this hurt?"
"If I did it right."
2. Wyatt Earp: Little did the TSA worker know that she was about to witness her own personal "Crying Game."
THIS WEEK'S WINNER. . .
1. Dennis: Maam, please take the jackrabbit out and place it in the bin....
(I will not say how I know what that is, but rest assured, I do not own one.)
Other caption contests:
16 comments:
Little did the TSA worker know that she was about to witness her own personal "Crying Game."
TSA Worker: "Bob, my Nerd Detector is off the charts!!!"
No doubt about it, Admiral,..she's a frakkin' Cylon!
This one had no ID. One to beam back.
Let's see. . .set to 4000 volts. . . .
Maam, please take the jackrabbit out and place it in the bin....
Technician to self: I'm sure that pesky fly I saw in the transporter won't cause any problems on the other side.
Now put your left foot in and shake it all about.
Check out inside her bra... looks like I caught me a Kleenex Smuggler!
In an effort to reduce stress for air travelers, the FAA begins installing orgasmatrons in many najor airports.
"Will this hurt?"
"If I did it right."
The Obamafication of America -- "Obam-ho-tep... Obam-ho-tep... Obam-ho-tep"
You want fried widdat?
Original or Extra crispy?
I need a supervisor over here. It's turned another one into a zombie.
Ebert & Roeper give this current remake of Frankenstein 2 thumbs down.
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