Thursday, June 12, 2008

Caption Contest

How about an early start to the caption contest this week?

I imagine the reasons and implications for this new technology are numerous (at least in your sick, twisted minds). You have until Monday (around 7:00 p.m. EST) to come up with a caption. I'll post winners later that evening.



THE WINNERS!!!!!
*This week was really hard to judge. I liked them A LOT!

10. Snigglefrits: Ebert & Roeper give this current remake of Frankenstein, two thumbs down.

9. Mrs. Grim: Technician to self: "I'm sure that pesky fly I saw in the transporter won't cause any problems on the other side."

8. TrekMedic251: No doubt about it, Admiral,..she's a frakkin' Cylon!

7. Cowboy Blob: Check out inside her bra... looks like I caught me a Kleenex Smuggler!

6. Jim: I need a supervisor over here. It's turned another one into a zombie.

5. Deathlok: Let's see. . .set to 4000 volts. . . .

4. John D: In an effort to reduce stress for air travelers, the FAA begins installing orgasmatrons in many major airports.

3. Rodney Dill:

"Will this hurt?"
"If I did it right."

2. Wyatt Earp: Little did the TSA worker know that she was about to witness her own personal "Crying Game."

THIS WEEK'S WINNER. . .

1. Dennis: Maam, please take the jackrabbit out and place it in the bin....
(I will not say how I know what that is, but rest assured, I do not own one.)


Other caption contests:

16 comments:

Wyatt Earp said...

Little did the TSA worker know that she was about to witness her own personal "Crying Game."

Wyatt Earp said...

TSA Worker: "Bob, my Nerd Detector is off the charts!!!"

TrekMedic251 said...

No doubt about it, Admiral,..she's a frakkin' Cylon!

Deathlok said...

This one had no ID. One to beam back.

Deathlok said...

Let's see. . .set to 4000 volts. . . .

Dennis said...

Maam, please take the jackrabbit out and place it in the bin....

Mrs Grim said...

Technician to self: I'm sure that pesky fly I saw in the transporter won't cause any problems on the other side.

Cowboy Blob said...

Now put your left foot in and shake it all about.

Cowboy Blob said...

Check out inside her bra... looks like I caught me a Kleenex Smuggler!

John D. said...

In an effort to reduce stress for air travelers, the FAA begins installing orgasmatrons in many najor airports.

Rodney Dill said...

"Will this hurt?"
"If I did it right."

Rodney Dill said...

The Obamafication of America -- "Obam-ho-tep... Obam-ho-tep... Obam-ho-tep"

Rodney Dill said...

You want fried widdat?

Rodney Dill said...

Original or Extra crispy?

Jim said...

I need a supervisor over here. It's turned another one into a zombie.

Snigglefrits said...

Ebert & Roeper give this current remake of Frankenstein 2 thumbs down.