Thursday, October 26, 2006

Headlines...because I have nothing original to do!

Got any of your own? Got better "responses" than mine? Go ahead...I'd enjoy the laughs!

Vampires a mathematical impossibility, scientist Says
ONE! ha ha ha, TWO! ha ha ha THREE! ha ha ha...ummm I think the scientist was wrong.

Weight gain means lower gas mileage
Would being an airhead imply that the tires are overinflated and the car will begin floating?

Lance Bass' boyfriend target of threats...
Hmmm....Is the rest of 'Nsync jealous?

Roethlisberger says Falcon taunted him...
Grow some, buddy. What ever happened to the hard asses? Concrete Charlie would make Benny cry for his mommy!

Access exclusive: Tara Reid opens up...
I'm not touching that one! (apparently no one else will, either)

NBA's Stern tells players to leave guns at home...
and pot, and mistresses, and gin & juice, etc...

Streisand Goes to the Dogs....
AND??????

Senators Kennedy and Edwards Promote Higher Minimum Wage...
Oh, I am sorry. I thought that said "promote two drink minimum."

Senators Feinstein, Snowe request full investigation of breast implants...
Senator Kennedy elated!

Argentina seeks Iranians...
for long walks on the beach at sunset to watch the mushroom clouds.

Candidate runs on cleavage...
He believes in boobs!

Nasa launches Stereo mission...
Mars is made of vinyl?

Protecting the spineless from extinction...
PETA works to save Democrats!

Take an aural adventure with Richard Bangs...
Sometimes some well-placed words write the jokes!



2 comments:

wrecksE said...

Leave the gin and juice at home??? Made me laugh out loud. And the two drink minimum funny stuff!

RT said...

Danka, sir.

I forgot that Stern told them to leave the "bitches and cake" home, too. "Got my mind on my money, and my money on my mind..." Tupac is alive, ya know.