Limerick Winners!

Well...y'all are winners in my book!

I really enjoyed reading all of the limericks. Maybe I'll run the contest again someday. It is hard to have original ideas considering all the clever and intersting posts I read on the other blogs.

For what it is worth, here are two more limericks composed by me. However, I think the one about Wyatt going to Antwerp is my personal best.

There once was a guy named Ted;
Well, the ladies, he knocked them dead;
One lady, she drowned;
But the law, he got around;
Now his dog, Splash, sleeps at the foot of his bed.
(Hmmm...Let sleeping dogs named Splash lie.)

There once was a guy from Nantucket;
Who caught his foot in a bucket;
He whined like a girly;
And became quite surly;
Until his wife came by and un-stuck it!
Well, it seems I proved myself wrong, eh?

NOW FOR THE WINNERS!!!! (You have all earned my undying respect, but bragging rights are up to you.)

6. fmragtops:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept liquid soap in a bucket.
He always washed his car
After he went to the bar
And when it was clean he said Fk it

5. fmragtops:
There once was blogger from Philly
Whose blog was a little bit silly
He couldn't write a poem
But we're all glad to know 'im
We just he doesn't show us his willy.

4. Wyatt:
There once was a broad named RT;
Who thought she was smarter than me.
I drank too much beer;
Is the toilet in here?
Cause now I think I have to pee.

3. fmragtops:
There once was a man from Beirut;
Who like to cross the border and shoot
Jewish girls and boys
While the Katushas made noise
and Kofi gargled Ahmadinejad's root.
(Would that be "root beer?")

2. grimjack:
There once was a hippy who liked Phish:
His favorite Smashing Pumkins CD was "Gish"
While playing with Wyatt's glock
He shot off his cock
Now he's known around town as Trish

1. DragonLady:
There once was a leprechaun named Shamus...
Who was more than a little bit famous...
his willie caught cold...
was allergic to mold...
When it sneezed it was long enough to hang us.
(That sounds painful!)