Thursday, August 17, 2006

Entertain Me!!!

I seem to have a lack of hate, today. I mean, well, I'm pissed about the wiretapping decision and I'm still pissed about how the world screwed Israel. However, I rely on humor to always get me through the day. Who doesn't, right?

I thought it might be fun to have a limerick contest. I know...ewwww, poetry. But limericks allow for a lot of humor and my favorite, innuendo.

The winner gets my undying respect and bragging rights. Sorry, I don't get paid for another three weeks. The winners will be posted Sunday evening around 8:00 pm EST. Gets to rhymin'!

The rules (I'm leaving out a few characteristics of a limerick):
Limericks have five lines.
Lines 1, 2 & 5 all end with the same rhyme (ex. flue, do, blue).
Lines 3 & 4 rhyme, but separately from lines 1,2 & 5.

Limericks should always be funny, so please have fun.

Starter if you need help: A dude from L.A. once said, WHOA!

24 comments:

fmragtops said...

There once was a man from Beirut;
Who like to cross the border and shoot
Jewish girls and boys
While the Katushas made noise
and Kofi gargled Ahmadinejad's root.

Wyatt Earp said...

There once was a man from Nantucket . . .

Oh, I can't write that one, can I?

RT said...

No, Wyatt. Try again. There is no way to write a funny, somewhat clean limerick with the word Nantucket in it. I wonder if Nantucket ever has limerick contests.

fmragtops said...

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept liquid soap in a bucket.
He always washed his car
After he went to the bar
And when it was clean he said Fk it

Well I tried, and it appears you're right.vpiqrkj

fmragtops said...

Remind me not to tyope the word verification in my comments from now on.

RT said...

Fmragtops: Hate when that happens.

I tried to comment on your google search, but "it" wouldn't let me.

That is SWEET!

fmragtops said...

Yeah, Wyatt has been having the same problem, and I am not sure how to fix it.

fmragtops said...

rt: Try commenting again. I changed a couple things, and I want to see if they work.

Wyatt Earp said...

There once was a broad named RT;
Who thought she was smarter than me.

I drank too much beer;
Is the toilet in here?

Cause now I think I have to pee.

RT said...

Smarter? Never.

grimjack said...

There once was a hippy who liked Phish:
His favorite Smashing Pumkins CD was "Gish"
While playing with Wyatt's glock
He shot off his cock
Now he's known around town as Trish

RT said...

Grim: Would that be Wyatt or the hippy?

BTW...major belly laugh. I've been blah all day. Thank you for making me laugh.

I think we have a competition beginning. :)

dragonlady474 said...

There once was a leprechaun named Shamus...
Who was more than a little bit famous...
his willie caught cold...
was allergic to mold...
When it sneezed it was long enough to hang us.

RT said...

DragonLady: Girl's got game!

Great limerick!

dragonlady474 said...

Thank you, thank you ::takes a bow::

RT said...

There once was a cop name Earp;
Who acted more like a perp;

When DIA came to vist;
He yelled, "Oh what's this shiznit!?"

And ran to go chill with the hippies in Antwerp.

dragonlady474 said...

LOL! :) Good one

RT said...

DL: I got major gigglaze off of that one! Sorry, Wyatt. You fired off the first shot. :)

RT said...

Damn, I can't spell. Bad for an English teacher, eh? I meant gigglage. Not that is a word, but I could have at least spelled it correctly.

dragonlady474 said...

My current favorite made up word is "weebie" lol

fmragtops said...

There once was blogger from Philly
Whose blog was a little bit silly

He couldn't write a poem
But we're all glad to know'im

We just he doesn't show us his willy.


Just sayin is all...

RT said...

Fmragtops: Hee hee...F'tops said, "Willy." Would that be wee willy or chilly willy?

Wyatt Earp said...

THAT'S IT! EVERYONE LINE UP, SO I CAN KICK ALL YOUR ARSES!!!

RT said...

Wyatt: Thank you sir, may I have another. HA!

It's all F'tops' fault. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.