Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Potpourri of Pondering

1. What would the world be like if EVERYONE stopped watching the news?

2. Why do vegans always look so ill?

3. What would you do if there were 28 hours in a day?

4. Why does
Family Guy amuse me so much?

5. Why do people who call themselves "liberal" behave in a less than cosmopolitan manner? (Aren't they the party of tolerance and acceptance?)


Insolublog said...

1. I assume everyone would start listening to the news instead. They would begin to criticize themselves for prioritizing hair, posture, vocal timbre and skin color over the actual issues which allow you and I to tolerate living from one day to the next. When can we get this implemented?

2. It is the same reason Goth kids look so ill. If you realized how much fun they were having, you might want to join them and ruin their superior uniqueness. So they have to make it look painful, which, of course, it is.

3. Sleep an additional four hours and still bitch about lack of sleep.

4. Because you are not a Muslim, and Family Guy is not Mohammed.

5. Because liberalism is a cosmopolitan virus and it's behavior is beyond philisophical reproach. Just ask the liberal with the bodyguard and the gated community about your second amendment rights and home security.

Anonymous said...

Family guy sucks now that they have put sooo much political crap in the shows. It has become unfunny just like the simpsons. Why do these shows have to make a point. Can they just go back to being entertaining.

Bud the Chud

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

I'm somewhere between you and Bud, RT.

Funny, but sometimes beyond the pale/offensive.

The Conservative UAW Guy said...

Bud, Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller?

Yeah, I know; showing my age...

Anonymous said...

You know it. But the name comes the charater in from part two of that wonderful flick.
Bud the Chud

Wyatt Earp said...

4. You like Family Guy because Peter Griffin looks like Sssteve.

John D. said...

What would you do if there were 28 hours in a day?

Get 8 hours of sleep every day (for a change). And post on my damned blog occasionally (again, for a change).

RT said...

1. Wish we could implement it right now!
2. I never looked ill. The black lipstick and eyeshadow brought out the blue in my eyes.
3. Somehow, I think I'd find a reason to be at school for three extra hours on top of the three to four I already stay after school.
4. Oh. That explains everything.
5. You mean the ones smoking, driving V8 SUV's, and hiding income from taxes?

See, I'm usually distracted a bit when I watch and I don't notice too much of the "message" stuff. I guess you could call me a half-assed television viewer.

Yeah, kind of like you want to be angry about some of it, but then two seconds later, they make you laugh (like a pain in the butt kid).

My friends used to rave about the movie. Oy.

Well, Peter did have his daughter shave his back the other night.

(Ssssteve's like the big brother I wish I had. Wyatt, you are like the little brother I wish I never had. Heh.) *Don't worry folks, Wyatt is a great friend. :)

Yeah, if you didn't have stinky military issued dial up. HA!

Sleep? What's sleep?