Sunday, March 30, 2008

HEADLINES!

1. Motel guest gets one-ton wake-up call
After entering the wrong room, a drunken Rosie O'Donnell mistakenly performed a body slam on whom she thought was her girlfriend.

2. Cops bust teens' root-beer kegger
They also confiscated 10 cartons of candy cigarettes and three boxes of bubble gum cigars used for the "Go Fish" tournament.

3. Road warrior Cheney takes along trailer
Well, he has to hide the bodies somewhere.

4. Man writes check on 2-ply toilet paper
Never write a check your ass can't cash.

5. Pubs ban U.K. treasury chief after tax hike
What a novel idea! I wonder if our prostitues, pimps, escort services, and otherwise well-heeled special interests would do the same until our politicians stop taxing us to death?

6. Camels line up for Gulf beauty contest
While they claim it is a "scholarship" contest, I hear the camel with the biggest humps always wins.

7. Child molester killed in Canadian prison
And?

8. 6th World Choir Games set for China
I hear the sopranos are set to kick some butt. Well the castratos could try, but they lack the cajones for a real fight.

9. Blind allowed to hunt in Texas
Heh, Cheney will have competition.

10. Even dog prays at this temple
Praying to the porcelain god is nothing new.

7 comments:

Fiar said...

How could the jobs blow be reversed? That wouldn't make any sense.

Lol.

Dirty Mongress.

USA_Admiral said...

That graphic has a very interesting headline.

7 Yeah I agree; Who cares.

Cheney will hear about this even in heaven.

dragonlady474 said...

Fiar...it's called rewind on the remote. lol

Old NFO said...

Good ones! Sound like typical Monday fare....LOL

RT said...

Fiar
I didn't write it. I just observed someone else's observation. :)

I'm sassy. Bad RT comes out once in a while. That repression stuff is hard, though.

Admiral
Interesting, indeed.

Cheney will never live down his Chuck Norris-like status.

Dragon Lady
He's blonde. He can't help it.

NFO
Am I just a typical white blogger?

DBA Dude said...

Camel beauty contest brings back some disturbing memories - about once every 3 months there would be a story in the Gulf press about some dude having sex with a camel.

Tended only to be an offence if they did not own the animal in question.

RT said...

Damn. Was the camel put to death?

Camels/women...if you own them, do whatever. Right? /snark

I guess it gets lonesome out in the desert.