Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Is it June yet?

I don't know about all of you, but I am ready for this school year to end! Oh wait, that means you get to have your kids back and get two months of what we have had for the past ten. That will teach you to breed!

I'm feeling a little obnoxious. I have some silly, stupid questions.

Oooo....hey! I got floor seats for Merle Haggard my first week in Nashville, and FOURTH ROW seats for Charlie Daniels. LEGENDS, I tell ya! Those are my major splurges; everything else will be on the cheap. I grew up really poor, so that shouldn't be hard.

Dang...got off track there for a second. Yeah, I have questions. (Don't worry, Momster, I'm working on the meme for Sunday as part of my "Sunday Song" thing.)

Questions:
1. Tonight, I ate dinner at a restaurant notorious for being a South Jersey politico hangout. Why do they always stand out? (Besides the bad hairpieces and bad suits.)

2. If you live in a state with congested roads and limited options for detours around bad spots, why are you using a GPS?

3. Why do those stupid dental x-ray thingies have to hurt? Can't they make them smaller? I'm not even going to talk about the gagging.

4. Why does it matter who John Edwards supports for president? Do people really listen to him when he talks?

5. Why is it that the kids of modest means whose parents don't say boo can't get a break, yet the kids of parents with lawyers on speed dial send people into bend-over-backward mode? (Infuriating.)

I have more questions: Like why did my mom suggest I take my resume to Tennessee with me? When is the real spring going to show up? When will I stop doing stupid stuff that pisses people off?

Eh...so many questions. So little brain to process it all. I'll go find a caption contest photo and put it up a little earlier than usual--Thursday morning. Ya excited? (Hey, another question!)

6 comments:

Big Bad Wolf said...

Answers to your questions:

1. There's a dress code...plus all Jersey politicos are greasy, corrupt guidos.

2. Because GPS's are cooool.

3. If you know it'll suck and possibly hurt when you have to go to the dentist, you'll take better care of your teeth.

4. Yes, people listen to him and yes, those people are idiots.

5. Because life isn't fair and lawyers are the devils spawn. Oh, and squeeky wheels get greased.

Hope that helps.

Sezme said...

Thanks! I feel much better now. HA!


The dentist informed that I do have the slight sign of a cavity. It is the first one in 14 years.

Oh, and they're not all guidos, but they are unctuous.

DBA Dude said...

Is your mother trying to get rid of you? Or maybe she just fancies a change of state?

Sezme said...

She did seem a little excited about the idea. :)

There is a school I might send my resume to, but TN has a convoluted application process that I'm too tired to even think about right now. I will be sending my resume to that one school, though. Hey, you never know.

Buckaroo Banzai said...

When are the Flyers just gonna lie down and lose already?

Sezme said...

SHUT UP!!

The Stars are making their series with the Wings interesting, eh?