Maybe this is funny...

Since I'm too tired to produce an original thought, here's a joke.

JERSEY GIRLS

Three men were sitting together, bragging about how they had
given their new wives duties.
The first man had married a woman from Indiana He bragged that
he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and
house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that
it took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a
clean house, and the dishes were all washed and put away.
The second man had married a woman from Utah. He bragged that
he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the
cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. He told them that the first
day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better.
By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done,
and he had a huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a New Jersey girl. He said that he
told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned,
dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot meals on
the table for every meal.
He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day
he didn't see anything, but by the third day most of the
swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his
left eye, just enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.

Gotta love those Jersey girls!!!!

(We're really not that bad...well I'm not.)