Note to self:
1. Don't have Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" as a ringtone when you're 50.
A cell phone conversation in a diner with my embellishments:
(Imagine the most obnoxious and loud Jersey accent you can.)
"Hey, where you at!?!?"
(English teacher cringes because a sentence was ended with a preposition.)
"Yeah, it's the first day of spring!"
(Ummm...actually at 8:07 P.M. it will be spring, but tomorrow is the first full day.)
"How's Aiden's face!?!?!"
(Probably mauled by a killer bunny rabbit or something.)
Meanwhile in a corner of the diner there is a woman (who I actually feel very sorry for) who is literally pulling out her hair and hitting her head against the wall. After she does this a few times, she pulls out her eyelashes. THEN she whips out a pair of scissors and proceeds to cut the insides of her wallet into tiny pieces. She's cutting all kinds of other things, too. ( I really felt sad for the woman, but really scared, too.)
Gotta love Jersey!
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13 comments:
Is it ok to have the theme from Jaws as your ringtone at nearly 40?
Yup! :)
(English teacher cringes because a sentence was ended with a preposition.)
What do you have a problem with that for?
Nails raking down a chalkboard....ahhhhhhhhh! ;P
I'll end a sentence with a preposition if I want to.
If you want to what? Huh?
Some things just aren't worth getting worked up about. You just want something to make a big deal over.
Maybe You should just give up.
Is it really worth fighting for?
FIAR, why are you giving RT such a hard time for? Isn't there anything else you can be doing or someplace you can be at?
I'm too tired...grrrrrrrr. I had a long draining day of meeting with parents, making sure a fight didn't break out, and advising my after school responsibilities. I just got home, and what do I see? Y'all telling me it ain't worth getting mad about!
:P'''''''''''''
LOL :-) Funny but scary!!
I think the funniest thing I saw in public recently was when I was in the Drs. office waiting room with tons of people and this HUGE guy was snoring so loud I bet you could hear it a mile away. Everyone is giggling and looking at him but no one is brave enough to actually wake him up and let him know he's snoring.
"Hey, where you at"
-- forget to use verbs much?
LMC:
HA! Poor guy...he must have been really tired.
Rouge:
Silly mongers!
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