"'Green Sex' Promoted to help Protect the Environment": Kermit the frog is said to be very excited!
"LIBEL: Restaurant Lawsuit Against Critic Who Called Steak 'Tough and Fatty'": I'm tough and fatty and there is absolutely nothing wrong with me. Doesn't fatty = flavor? Just sayin'.
"Denver Unveils Parking Meters for Homeless": Now they must beg for quarters and sleep in shifts.
"Wired Iraqi man questioned at L.A. airport; object found in body cavity search": Given one-way ticket to San Francisco.
"Scientists study Earth's missing crust": Rosie, hearing that the Earth has a crust, mistakes it for apple pie and takes a big bite.
"The World's Most Explosive Tongue": How'd my secret get out? Hey...a little self-promotion isn't bad, though, right? Did I ever mention that I have a slight lisp because my tongue is too long for my mouth (just a little too long)?
"Scientists find distinct 'dialects' in whale singing": Rosie seems to be fluent in all of them.
"More than 30 Vermont towns seek to impeach Bush": The proof that maple syrup rots the brain, frickin' hairy hippies.
"Turkish court orders YouTube blocked": RT Tube, however, can never be contained!!! Buuuhhahwhahahwhwhwahwh!
"Warning: Don't spam this Scot": Just in case you were thinking of it...don't do it! I'll kick your arse!
"Rare Mekong dolphin making a comeback": Von is very excited and is booking his flight.
"Meat-loving calf eats chickens": The calf is just following the marketing campaign of Chic-Fil-A.
"Catfish assault reported at Tenn. diner": For the love of God! Why are people beating up fish? What's next? Giving hushpuppies a curb-job? Dang.
"Cops: Groom hit his bride with car": He was just trying to get the sickness and 'til death do us part section of the vows out of the way.
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Hey! My nickname is "tough and fatty!"
You got flavor, too?
"Scientists find distinct 'dialects' in whale singing": Rosie seems to be fluent in all of them.
When I first read that, I thought you said "flatulent". Works for me.
Skul
HA! She sounds like a nasty fart whenever she opens her mouth...yep it works.
I tihnk that this is way cool. I think that Free Cake will eventually take over the world. Because hey...Free Cake!
As long as it is chocolate fudge with gooey, yummy icing.
Did I ever mention that I have a slight lisp because my tongue is too long for my mouth (just a little too long)?
Thath thomething I never knew. Ithn't it thuper how you learn thomething new every day?
Thorry. I really don't mean to be tho thnarky.
Thuck you thickhead! I get compliments on my voice! Grrrrr! ;P
Aw crap, now I've got a laughing fit.
Skul
Better watch those laughing thits. They theally thuck. Once, I thit my thead on the ground so hard I thought I wath going to thie.
Thutherin' thuckotash!
Anyone gotta towel?
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