All this week I have been involved with state testing and well, since we're not supposed to take anything to grade into the room with me, I realized I had tons of time to think. This is normally quite dangerous because I tend to just think about adult, indoor sporting events. Today, though, I made a conscious effort to think about other things. For example:
I pondered some of life's biggest questions:
1. Why do old women smell like moth balls? Are those the only balls they ever see at their age?
2. Why does bacon™ taste so good?
3. Why am I so ornery?
4. Why are we paralyzed by our fears?
5. Why do I sleep better after I've had a beer?
Then, thinking about my slippery drive into school, I made a resolution. Yeah. I know January 1 was like three months ago.
I have resolved that I will move somewhere that shuts down even at the hint of snow.
Finally, I thought of what might be my perfect "ordinary" day if I had a choice:
1. Wake up after eight hours of sleep, not four or five.
2. Eat breakfast, not inhale it.
3. Clean the house...in my perfect world, I'd have a house.
4. Exercise for like an hour.
5. Lunch/run errands
6. Chill for a little while.
7. Make dinner, have a beer, oooo and in a perfect world I'd get some.
8. Sleep for eight hours.
Yeah...I wouldn't have a job, but I'd be happy. :) Ok, so that is my sad little mind at work when it has nothing else to do.
Hope you had time to think, today.
4 comments:
I tend to just think about adult, indoor sporting events.
Shuffleboard. Bowling. Ping-pong. Yup, those indoor sporting events are the best.
Hope you had time to think, today.
Sure did. I thought about how I think too much. And now I'm doing it again. Damn.
Air hockey (I rule!), ummm....there are others, but ya know...
If you want to move to a place that shuts down at the hint of snow then you need to move to Alabama! Or so I've heard. Or so my hubby tells me.
Hmmm....The South sounds nice. I do like sweet tea and hushpuppies.
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