Tuesday, September 12, 2006

HUMOR ME!!!!!

Let's shake off all those heavy burdens we carry around and do something fun! That's right, it is time for another limerick contest!!!! Be creative, have fun, and there no limits on your chosen topic-just keep the lewdness to an ok level.

Rules:
Limericks have five lines.
Lines 1, 2 & 5 all end with the same rhyme (ex. flue, do, blue).
Lines 3 & 4 rhyme, but separately from lines 1,2 & 5.
I'll post the weiners, I mean winners Friday evening. I really look forward to your poems!

4 comments:

dragonlady474 said...

A zombie, a wolf and a rat
wrestled over a piece of fat
when it fell to the ground
by a leper it was found
"So there's my nose, imagine that"
lol...kind of a Halloween one.

RT said...

Did it melt and ooze down his face when the temperatures became quite hot?

dragonlady474 said...

He probably stuck it where it didn't belong lol.

rachel said...

There once was a man with an itch
To marry a woman who’s rich
Thought he was a stud
But really a dud
And wound up marrying a...