THE WINNERS!!!!!!!!7. GOP & College: So I got a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas...
6. JT: Darn-it Bill...You got it in my eye!
5. Dennis: (McCain to himself) Man I wish my Communist handlers would stop using that damn voodoo doll...
4. Rodney Dill: "My momma told me not to run with scissors."
3. Wyatt Earp: "I can't believe I slept with Helen Thomas. How much did I drink?"
2. Chip: "If I have to listen to Ron Paul rant about Iraq for one more debate I'll torture myself!"
This week's winner is. . .
1. John D.: Presidential elections; they're all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.
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17 comments:
Presidential elections; they're all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.
1) I think I just took a Fredhead to the eye.
2) Oh...this is an anti-illegal immigration rally...Whoops. I uhhh, kind of spaced. Vote for me anyways?
3) So I got a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas...
"I'm getting too old for this! Last thing I remember is winning the New Hampshire primary then drinking a margarita out of Kay Bailey Hutchinson's shoe. I'd trade a Florida win for a Bloody Mary and a bottle of asprin!"
Eye Chart -- "G... I... V... E... U... P... Dang, Hillary switched the eye charts again."
Darn-it Bill...You got it in my eye!
"If I have to listen to Ron Paul rant about Iraq for one more debate I'll torture myself!"
"Owww--that's the last time I'll call Romney 'fancy-pants'!"
(1 more)
"OK, you can do this McCain:
I'm conservative
I'm not for amnesty
I'm not in a political orgy with half of the democrats...
Bahh, I don't even believe this crap!"
(McCain to himself) Man I wish my Communist handlers would stop using that damn voodoo doll...
Wow I could have had a V-8
Cool! Now I only have half as many opponents! Does this mean that Hillary and Rodham Clinton are not the World's Ugliest Siamese Twins?
(ok, last one, I swear!)
"Crap; this supper glue is strong!"
"My momma told me not to run with scissors."
(thought thats probably too close to John D.'s excellent caption)
"I can't believe I slept with Helen Thomas. How much did I drink?"
"Oh sheeesh, here come Robert Byrd and Ted Kennedy. I told them I was going to run as a democrat last year...tell them I'm not here!"
"Mitt Romney referring to the 'big ugly zit' on my head is unfair and beneath the dignity of our party--we should respect each other and stick to the issues."
"Shoot! I forgot to pay my gardener Pedro!"
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