"Pull!"

I thought Philly had it in for Santa!

A helicopter taking Santa to a children's party in Rio was shot at by drug traffickers as he flew over a Rio slum.

Wait, I'm confused. Maybe this is Philly.

Santa wasn't hurt and he ended up taking a car to the slum to deliver his presents.

Lessons learned:
Don't take a helicopter to a gunfight.
Don't downsize and tell the elves to hit the bricks.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it: always use the reindeer driven sleigh!

I bet Santa wishes those were snowballs, now!

(H/T: Yahoo)