No adventures, today. I'm playing the domestic diva and doing some cleaning and wash. I think I'll crack open the Zumba DVD and gets to steppin'. A little known RT factoid: I have a great sense of rhythym and used to be quite a dancer (not so much now, because of the past four years). Eh...the only thing that would make a day of domestic divaness complete would be cooking, but since it is only me, I'll have a salad and something a little more substantial, so that I don't starve myself. That's not a good way to lose weight.
So, what do I have to offer? I have some one-liners that I hope will give you a giggle.
Have an awesome day!
1. Borrow money from a pessimist -- they don't expect it back.
2. Few women admit their age; few men act it.
3. If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?
4. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
5. Save a tree. Eat a beaver.
Is number five based on this?
Why does that song go through my head when I am driving around town?
Sometimes "Bad RT" still lurks around, especially when I can't sleep and up way too late.
Not a "real" dancer, but I used to have the skill.
If I don't cook on my vacation, I will not eat. Wish I could afford to go out to eat all of the time, though.
I can't seem to eat much more than salad without gaining weight. I have to learn to accept that fact.
I wonder if we are really supposed to "act" our age. Most people that try to "act" their age lack a sense of humor and willingness to see the possibilities in life and take risks. I'm 39 and proud of it, btw.
"Being"? It is the part of my mind I struggle with the most. Can't say I believe in magic, either. :)
I've always kind of liked the cheekiness of it. I like their voices, too. Distinct.
I managed to do the dishes, so far. You'd think I'd use the dishwasher. Now, to tackle the wash. I'm trying to not have any real chores past tomorrow in case I end up doing something for the holiday. Doubt it, but at least I can just chill. I think I'll go to the Farmer's Market tomorrow.
I'll be working on my resume and stuff the next couple of days. God would have to provide a financial miracle, though. However, don't think I haven't been praying about this for years...lots of years.
Damn. You are funny!
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Cooking should not be allowed on Vacation.
I think everything is more substantial than salad, other than water?
2 Could be the greatest truth in life.
Great tune! I think you are being corrupted.
I think is that Nashville magic.
Sometimes "Bad RT" still lurks around, especially when I can't sleep and up way too late.
ReplyDeleteNot a "real" dancer, but I used to have the skill.
If I don't cook on my vacation, I will not eat. Wish I could afford to go out to eat all of the time, though.
I can't seem to eat much more than salad without gaining weight. I have to learn to accept that fact.
I wonder if we are really supposed to "act" our age. Most people that try to "act" their age lack a sense of humor and willingness to see the possibilities in life and take risks. I'm 39 and proud of it, btw.
"Being"? It is the part of my mind I struggle with the most. Can't say I believe in magic, either. :)
I've loved that song every since it was used on Dancing with the Stars.
ReplyDeleteHave fun domestic goddessing today RT. Personally, I'm hiding from all such duties today. ;)
I've always kind of liked the cheekiness of it. I like their voices, too. Distinct.
ReplyDeleteI managed to do the dishes, so far. You'd think I'd use the dishwasher. Now, to tackle the wash. I'm trying to not have any real chores past tomorrow in case I end up doing something for the holiday. Doubt it, but at least I can just chill. I think I'll go to the Farmer's Market tomorrow.
I'll be working on my resume and stuff the next couple of days. God would have to provide a financial miracle, though. However, don't think I haven't been praying about this for years...lots of years.
Ears,..bleeding,...
ReplyDeleteFeeling need,..to fornicate with family members,....
j/k, RT! ;-) I'm a Philly boy, born and bred. Just driving to Western Chester County is enough to make me laugh.
BTW - whatever happened to the black guy that ran with Big and Rich? Wasn't he supposed to be famous for being the only county/black/rap star??
Uh...I'm from the same area, dude.
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I'll scrounge up some Philly music.
A lot of the songs make use of a lot of literary devices, but I don't think a lot of people notice that little fact.
Yeah, that guy was supposed to be big, but to be honest, I didn't think he had the rapping skills.
Now, go harass the Amish.