Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Seeeeeeeeee!!!!!!


If guys would just learn to accept a nice, ugly fat girl like me, they wouldn't run into crap like this.

Besides, mine are real and much more fun.

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  1. maybe by "miscarriage" she meant that one of here saline bags ruptured. Those are her "babies" after all.

    And I agree, real ones are much more fun than fakes.

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  2. Funbags? ugh. Can't you come up with something better than that?

    My sister and I once wrote down a list of all the words we could come up with that people used for tits. It was hysterical. We may have been drinking at the time.

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  3. My favorite is kerbangers. Heh. Yes, after the game.

    Speed bags?

    Pontoons?

    Flotation devices?

    Lovely pillows for a nice nap?

    I think I should stop now.

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  4. flotation devices? as in "in the event of a water landing"? nice! don't think I've ever used that one

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  5. Would that be a hard landing?

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