Mine wouldn't cut and paste but I cracked up totally as it was something about "Hi - I'm FBI. . "Fine Body Inspector". etc. etc. . Hey, I have a real badge. . wonder if that would really work. Well. Maybe if I was 25.
I haven't been anywhere in so long where you'd actually USE a pickup line. The last time I was at a Pub by myself was probably 1984.. And I remember some moron saying. . ."you have the most BEAUTIFUL skin. Wow! uh. . (pause while he thinks of something to say) "I bet you've never even had a pimple on your ass" (oh yeah. . be still my beating heart)
I don't think I could ever be clever enough to use a pick-up line. I'm either really obnoxious because I get so nervous around guys, or I get tongue-tied and the brain turns off.
Mine wouldn't cut and paste but I cracked up totally as it was something about "Hi - I'm FBI. . "Fine Body Inspector". etc. etc. . Hey, I have a real badge. . wonder if that would really work. Well. Maybe if I was 25.
ReplyDeleteI haven't been anywhere in so long where you'd actually USE a pickup line. The last time I was at a Pub by myself was probably 1984..
And I remember some moron saying. . ."you have the most BEAUTIFUL skin. Wow! uh. . (pause while he thinks of something to say) "I bet you've never even had a pimple on your ass" (oh yeah. . be still my beating heart)
I don't think I could ever be clever enough to use a pick-up line. I'm either really obnoxious because I get so nervous around guys, or I get tongue-tied and the brain turns off.
ReplyDeleteI can't remember any lines.