Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Note to self and other people's cell phone conversations

Note to self:
1. Don't have Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" as a ringtone when you're 50.

A cell phone conversation in a diner with my embellishments:
(Imagine the most obnoxious and loud Jersey accent you can.)

"Hey, where you at!?!?"

(English teacher cringes because a sentence was ended with a preposition.)

"Yeah, it's the first day of spring!"

(Ummm...actually at 8:07 P.M. it will be spring, but tomorrow is the first full day.)

"How's Aiden's face!?!?!"

(Probably mauled by a killer bunny rabbit or something.)

Meanwhile in a corner of the diner there is a woman (who I actually feel very sorry for) who is literally pulling out her hair and hitting her head against the wall. After she does this a few times, she pulls out her eyelashes. THEN she whips out a pair of scissors and proceeds to cut the insides of her wallet into tiny pieces. She's cutting all kinds of other things, too. ( I really felt sad for the woman, but really scared, too.)

Gotta love Jersey!
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13 comments:

  1. rachel3/20/07, 10:19 PM

    Is it ok to have the theme from Jaws as your ringtone at nearly 40?

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  2. Sezme3/20/07, 10:40 PM

    Yup! :)

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  3. Anonymous3/21/07, 3:09 PM

    (English teacher cringes because a sentence was ended with a preposition.)

    What do you have a problem with that for?

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  4. Sezme3/21/07, 9:00 PM

    Nails raking down a chalkboard....ahhhhhhhhh! ;P

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  5. Anonymous3/21/07, 11:06 PM

    I'll end a sentence with a preposition if I want to.

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  6. Sezme3/21/07, 11:09 PM

    If you want to what? Huh?

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  7. Anonymous3/22/07, 12:51 PM

    Some things just aren't worth getting worked up about. You just want something to make a big deal over.

    Maybe You should just give up.

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  8. Anonymous3/22/07, 12:52 PM

    Is it really worth fighting for?

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  9. Anonymous3/22/07, 3:08 PM

    FIAR, why are you giving RT such a hard time for? Isn't there anything else you can be doing or someplace you can be at?

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  10. Sezme3/22/07, 9:23 PM

    I'm too tired...grrrrrrrr. I had a long draining day of meeting with parents, making sure a fight didn't break out, and advising my after school responsibilities. I just got home, and what do I see? Y'all telling me it ain't worth getting mad about!

    :P'''''''''''''

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  11. Dionne3/23/07, 2:23 AM

    LOL :-) Funny but scary!!

    I think the funniest thing I saw in public recently was when I was in the Drs. office waiting room with tons of people and this HUGE guy was snoring so loud I bet you could hear it a mile away. Everyone is giggling and looking at him but no one is brave enough to actually wake him up and let him know he's snoring.

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  12. Rogue3/23/07, 5:25 PM

    "Hey, where you at"
    -- forget to use verbs much?

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  13. Sezme3/23/07, 8:11 PM

    LMC:
    HA! Poor guy...he must have been really tired.

    Rouge:
    Silly mongers!

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