Wednesday, November 29, 2006

FANTASY-LAND

Nancy Pelosi believes that "there's no Al-Qaeda in Iraq" (Drudge). I thought I'd pick her brain and see what other fantasies she has:

  • The tooth fairy is real.
  • Santa will be leaving me a million dollars and a handsome man under my tree.
  • Bill Clinton didn't have sexual relations with "that woman."
  • John Kerry is a war hero comparable to Rambo.
  • The muppets are real.
  • Men want to cuddle instead of having a sandwich.

Next thing you know we'll be hearing that Iran is our friend and that we should embrace diplomacy with them....
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12 comments:

  1. lilfeathers200011/29/06, 9:05 PM

    Sheeeshe GOD deliver us from her.

    Blessings.

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  2. rachel11/29/06, 9:23 PM

    The muppets aren't real?

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  3. Sezme11/29/06, 9:30 PM

    2000:
    Thanks for visiting...and yes, God help us all!

    Rachel:
    If you want the to be, Rachel....

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  4. Dionne11/30/06, 12:46 AM

    Hey, and check out the video I posted on Prison Break. I think you'll like it.

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  5. wrecksE11/30/06, 6:43 AM

    That's assuming that she has a brain to pick...

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  6. Anonymous11/30/06, 9:53 AM

    What's wrong with preferring a sammich to cuddling?

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  7. Ssssteve11/30/06, 9:04 PM

    Here's one: "I'm sooo prettty, I'm soooo pretty....!"

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  8. Sezme11/30/06, 9:58 PM

    Rachel & LMC:
    I have to break some news to you about Santa...

    Wreckse:
    Hmmm...good one.

    FM:
    Both would be fine with me, but men usually choose the sammich.

    Ssssteve:
    That business trip really is getting to you. :)

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  9. rachel12/1/06, 1:10 AM

    WHAT!?! What kind of horrible blasphemous thing are you going to say about Santa?

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  10. Sezme12/1/06, 7:20 PM

    Well, Rachel...that wasn't him eating the milk and cookies.

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  11. Anonymous12/2/06, 2:08 PM

    Dammit! Who stole Santa's milk and cookies?

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  12. Sezme12/2/06, 8:55 PM

    FIAR:
    Well, see Santa outsources now to lower costs. It could be some guy named "Mark" or "Steven."

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