Tuesday, September 12, 2006

HUMOR ME!!!!!

Let's shake off all those heavy burdens we carry around and do something fun! That's right, it is time for another limerick contest!!!! Be creative, have fun, and there no limits on your chosen topic-just keep the lewdness to an ok level.

Rules:
Limericks have five lines.
Lines 1, 2 & 5 all end with the same rhyme (ex. flue, do, blue).
Lines 3 & 4 rhyme, but separately from lines 1,2 & 5.
I'll post the weiners, I mean winners Friday evening. I really look forward to your poems!
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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous9/12/06, 9:10 PM

    A zombie, a wolf and a rat
    wrestled over a piece of fat
    when it fell to the ground
    by a leper it was found
    "So there's my nose, imagine that"
    lol...kind of a Halloween one.

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  2. Sezme9/12/06, 9:19 PM

    Did it melt and ooze down his face when the temperatures became quite hot?

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  3. Anonymous9/13/06, 10:43 PM

    He probably stuck it where it didn't belong lol.

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  4. rachel9/15/06, 3:17 AM

    There once was a man with an itch
    To marry a woman who’s rich
    Thought he was a stud
    But really a dud
    And wound up marrying a...

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