1. Obama plans 50-state election
So, he will concede the other eight states?
2. Swedish crimes relocate in summer
I've heard they take a holiday in Portugal.
3. Woman claims phobia of official letters
May I claim a phobia to bills? I do get itchy and headachy when I have to pay them. I think I'm allergic.
4. Colorado Lottery offers scratch-'n'-sniff games
I guess you're a winner when it doesn't smell like ass.
I cannot say anything good about Barry.
ReplyDeleteAh; to be Swedish. Blond hair blue eyes and 6'2".
Lotto has gone too far this time.
I wouldn't mind being a pretty Swedish gal.
ReplyDeleteLotto is wack, yo.
(Think the hours in a car by myself is getting to me.)
LOL :-), I'm with ya on #3!!
ReplyDeleteHA!
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