Caption Contest

How about an early start to the caption contest this week?

I imagine the reasons and implications for this new technology are numerous (at least in your sick, twisted minds). You have until Monday (around 7:00 p.m. EST) to come up with a caption. I'll post winners later that evening.

THE WINNERS!!!!!

*This week was really hard to judge. I liked them A LOT!

10. Snigglefrits: Ebert & Roeper give this current remake of Frankenstein, two thumbs down.

9. Mrs. Grim: Technician to self: "I'm sure that pesky fly I saw in the transporter won't cause any problems on the other side."

8. TrekMedic251: No doubt about it, Admiral,..she's a frakkin' Cylon!

7. Cowboy Blob: Check out inside her bra... looks like I caught me a Kleenex Smuggler!

6. Jim: I need a supervisor over here. It's turned another one into a zombie.

5. Deathlok: Let's see. . .set to 4000 volts. . . .

4. John D: In an effort to reduce stress for air travelers, the FAA begins installing orgasmatrons in many major airports.

3. Rodney Dill:

"Will this hurt?"
"If I did it right."

2. Wyatt Earp: Little did the TSA worker know that she was about to witness her own personal "Crying Game."

THIS WEEK'S WINNER. . .

1. Dennis: Maam, please take the jackrabbit out and place it in the bin....
(I will not say how I know what that is, but rest assured, I do not own one.)


Other caption contests:

• Blonde Sagacity
• bRight & Early
• Cowboy Blob
• Gone Rick Motel
• Right Pundits
• Rodney Dill
• WILLisms
• Wyatt