22 feet? But I bet when it was finally uncrated they found out it was only 17 feet.
HA! But in the light it was even smaller.
If that's true it must have been a man who said how long it was! nor really it's that long!
"Just close your eyes and trust me." Ummm....yeah. ;P
Filed under, "things I didn't need to know."
Heh.
Bah, not even a man's...walrus, big excitement there. Bet it gets bigger every time they tell the story! "This walrus that was a friend of my cousin's brother's uncle...." type stories.
That's one HUGE walrus story! Ha!Is that a walrus in your pocket or are you happy to see me?I'm going to wallie world takes on a whole new meaning!Now guys will be claiming that they are hung like a walrus.I think I better stop, now. Gotta find me....never mind.
Give me a break! I wasn't using it anymore, and I needed the money! Heh, heh.
They weren't auctioning baby carrots, Wyatt!HA!
Zing, zing a song, zing out loud, all day long!
hahaha
when it's fully thawed, it'll be more like 44 feet. it was frozen for a million years or so, and that's a whole lotta shrinkage!
Obviously y'all never spent time in the Southwest...LOL Plenty of walking sticks out there were made from bull and stallion penises, especially after the bull or stallion pissed off the owner... :-)
22 feet? But I bet when it was finally uncrated they found out it was only 17 feet.
ReplyDeleteHA! But in the light it was even smaller.
ReplyDeleteIf that's true it must have been a man who said how long it was! nor really it's that long!
ReplyDelete"Just close your eyes and trust me."
ReplyDeleteUmmm....yeah. ;P
Filed under, "things I didn't need to know."
ReplyDeleteHeh.
ReplyDeleteBah, not even a man's...walrus, big excitement there.
ReplyDeleteBet it gets bigger every time they tell the story! "This walrus that was a friend of my cousin's brother's uncle...." type stories.
That's one HUGE walrus story! Ha!
ReplyDeleteIs that a walrus in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
I'm going to wallie world takes on a whole new meaning!
Now guys will be claiming that they are hung like a walrus.
I think I better stop, now. Gotta find me....never mind.
Give me a break! I wasn't using it anymore, and I needed the money! Heh, heh.
ReplyDeleteThey weren't auctioning baby carrots, Wyatt!
ReplyDeleteHA!
Zing, zing a song, zing out loud, all day long!
ReplyDeletehahaha
ReplyDeletewhen it's fully thawed, it'll be more like 44 feet. it was frozen for a million years or so, and that's a whole lotta shrinkage!
ReplyDeleteObviously y'all never spent time in the Southwest...LOL Plenty of walking sticks out there were made from bull and stallion penises, especially after the bull or stallion pissed off the owner... :-)
ReplyDelete