So. I did my nails. Yes, they are mine. Crappy photo; but hey, I'm bored and this is free. What do you want for nothing? Huh? Scully--see the bent pinkie?
Here's a Metallica video. The one I wanted to play had a girl flashing her boobies. We can't have girls flashing their boobies.
depending on where in Philly the free concert was, like say maybe 13th and spruce (it ryhmes with Bruce for a reason!), it wouldn't be a stretch to find someone sporting a pair of fake boobs that also had "great balls o'fire"!
So, basically, Little Miss Schoolmarm has the Summer off while the rest of us work our collective asses off. Then, she has the TEMERITY to say that "She's bored???!!!"
Here's a Metallica video. The one I wanted to play had a girl flashing her boobies. We can't have girls flashing their boobies.
Grrrr!!
ReplyDeleteGood thing you spell that with a "C".
Skul
I was right with ya up until the part where you said we CAN'T have girls boobies.. then you lost me.
ReplyDeleteIt was my favorite song. It was the free concert in Philly. Right at the end a woman was just like whaaaaa, there they are.
ReplyDeletewere they mis-shaped? A bad plastic surgery job? Was she 50 and they hung down to her ankles?
ReplyDeleteCan't think of a reason why one wouldn't want to see boobies. Come to think of it, even the bad shaped ones are fun to look at.
Redneck:
ReplyDeleteMust be you. If I was married. Never mind.
Vinnie:
I didn't get a close look. You notice, I'm not even telling y'all the name of the song. ;P
Was it "Whole lotta shakin goin on"? No wait, that was Jerry Lee Lewis, not Metallica.
ReplyDeleteWell, it certainly wasn't "Great Balls of Fire"!
ReplyDeletedepending on where in Philly the free concert was, like say maybe 13th and spruce (it ryhmes with Bruce for a reason!), it wouldn't be a stretch to find someone sporting a pair of fake boobs that also had "great balls o'fire"!
ReplyDeleteIt was the free concert at the Wachovia, at that time I think it was either CoreStates or FU. I will help you..."Damage Inc."
ReplyDeleteSo, basically, Little Miss Schoolmarm has the Summer off while the rest of us work our collective asses off. Then, she has the TEMERITY to say that "She's bored???!!!"
ReplyDeleteWhere's my wooden paddle?
YUP!
ReplyDeleteWooden paddles?
I'll be getting ready for the school year over the next couple of weeks. I'll have plenty to do.
I'm still trying to get used to my best friend not being around. So, I'm bored.
I'm sorry. Did you say you were going to flash your boobies?
ReplyDeleteNope. Well, not to you. I'm saving them.
ReplyDeleteSaving them? Is that going to be the prize for the person who gets the 100,000th hit? sweet!!
ReplyDeleteThe boobie prize! HA!
ReplyDeleteNo. That won't be the prize.
ha! that was very pun-ny!
ReplyDelete:)
ReplyDeleteNow I have to think of a good prize. I don't have anything worth giving away.